# The best things in life are free,

- Link: https://www.andreidraganescu.info/2017/07/07/the-best-things-in-life-are-free/
- Published: 2017-07-07T13:56:11+03:00
- Author: Andrei Draganescu

#### but:

 * always arrive late
 * the couriers suck
 * come in a shitty box
 * you cannot refuse them
 * they’re free because they usually come as a bonus to the very expensive next 
   best things in life
 * also, everyone has them, so no bragging rights
 * and everybody has literally **the same** free best things in life, nothing custom
 * for the slightest customisation makes any best thing in life luxury priced.

I hate freebies. They’re cheap and make me feel poor. Because I was poor.