# All of Romania roots for Bernie Sanders!

- Link: https://www.andreidraganescu.info/2016/03/03/all-of-romania-roots-for-bernie-sanders/
- Published: 2016-03-03T12:17:31+03:00
- Author: Andrei Draganescu

> We do have fast internet here in Bucharest and we use it to support your campaign.
> [https://t.co/moow6P1tkR](https://t.co/moow6P1tkR)
> — Claudiu Craciun (@ClaudiuCraciun) [March 3, 2016](https://twitter.com/ClaudiuCraciun/status/705328411691118592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

Around here, in this particular forsaken land in Easten Europe, there is an old 
joke:

> The ultimate plan for Romania’s prosperity: declare war on the US and then surrender!

Now, Bernie Sanders has good reason to invade Romania. We’ve been waiting for this
development for ages around here, we finally have something the americans want: 
our much faster internet! The plans for the quiet, bloodless surrender are already
in place since 60 years ago!

> [@BernieSanders](https://twitter.com/BernieSanders?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) We also
> have more CIA prison camps than you. [#YayRomania](https://twitter.com/hashtag/YayRomania?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> [#woooo](https://twitter.com/hashtag/woooo?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) [#FeelTheBern](https://twitter.com/hashtag/FeelTheBern?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> — Fredo and Pid'jin (@pidjin) [March 3, 2016](https://twitter.com/pidjin/status/705324277558595584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

The romanian people, who waited 45 years to be freed from the russian boot, are 
as happy as ever to welcome our cross atlantic brothers and sisters to feast on 
our metropolitan fiber optics.

As a not powerful member of NATO, and aparent political puppet of the american embassy
in Bucharest, we’ll even stop our torrent downloads, so that our bandwidth is free
for naughty america streaming and the real Netflix, not the watered down crap they
gave us.

Our hopes and dreams are that the newly annexed Romania will be the 51st state, 
not some “territory” that has third world problems. Just imagine how better the 
jokes will be on SNL compared to the now dry Alaska and Canada ones!